Nature, Sex, And Drugs.

Nature, Sex, And Drugs.

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blood-in-the-moonlight:

why are people mean to Steve Buscemi?  People literally go to live events and tell him he’s ugly and freaky to his face.  Why would you ever do that? Steve Buscemi has never done anything to you.  Steve Buscemi is really nice.  He does volunteer work.  He used be a firefighter.  He was the best man at Stanley Tucci’s wedding.  There is literally no reason to be mean to Steve Buscemi.

(via outraged)

girl:I was raped
people:well what were you wearing?
people:why did you go with him?
people:why didn't you say anything until now? you must have liked it.
people:you just want attention.
rapist:I raped her but I'm sorry.
people:aw it's okay we forgive you! forgive and forget :')

coochiejuice:

The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die

(via allteensrelate)

LadyGagaCelebrating our Billboard #1 Top 200, #1 Jazz and #1 Traditional Jazz Albums in the US! Sending Tony love across the seas. And to the fans, it’s hard to even find words. I’ll put it in a song 🎺

LadyGaga: So happy today, it’s like dream. Somebody pinch me, but don’t wake me. Heaven, I’m in heaven

(Source: gagaroyale, via ladygaga)

cockblocksquad:

no-itsbcky:

just because im antifeminist doesnt mean i dont believe in equal rights for women. 

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bb-skunk:

creativity like “yo”,

attention span like “no”.

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fuckyeahadventuretimegifs:

dippersnipnops:

sixpenceee:

lianneyy:

sixpenceee:

Japanese researchers on the Antarctic caught a humanoid-looking creature on camera. The creature is 30 meters height, all white with humanoid looking face.  A huge part of the Atlantic researchers share that they have witnessed humanoids with flippers and fins similar looking to a mermaid. In 2007 google blowed the network, releasing a picture of the whale-like creature that appeared in the south regions of Antarctica.

Since then, many versions try to explain the existence of the being. None had succeeded completely. The first 2 pictures are actual footage, the last one is an artists drawing of what it may look like. This beast is called the NINGEN. 

you know what I think?

oh my god best response to my post

The second picture looks like

heheheh

not the most adventure time related thing, but kinda

(via the-green-glubglub)

bisexualwhovian:

bi-privilege:

y’all ready for this logical leap? straight people do not need straight pride because they’ve never been made to feel lesser because of their sexuality! wow! what a fucking radical idea!

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Dirtbag Zeus on thetoast.net (via laurencombeferre)

(via deathbyparallelogram)

HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake
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